Drunken Oyster
Fresh Oysters, Stale Wine Thinking
Southwest Amarillo · Amarillo · Seafood
Reviewed April 13, 2026
Wingman Metrics
First Impression
The Drunken Oyster leans hard into its coastal seafood identity — fresh oysters, lively bar energy, casual fun. The wine list, though, reads like it was assembled by someone who got nervous and just grabbed California labels they'd heard of. It's safe to the point of being forgettable.
Selection Deep Dive
The list sticks almost entirely to California with a nod toward the Pacific Northwest — think La Crema, Cakebread, Sterling, Goosecross, and Fetzer. It's a lineup that checks recognizable boxes without taking a single interesting swing. For a seafood restaurant where crisp whites and rosé should be doing heavy lifting, there's a real missed opportunity to bring in some Muscadet, Albariño, or even a decent Chablis. What's here is drinkable, just uninspired.
By the Glass
The by-the-glass situation isn't fully documented, but the pricing data suggests most options are poured from the same California-heavy bottle list. There's no evidence of a rotating glass program or anything that would suggest someone's actively tending this list. You're likely looking at a small handful of predictable pours.
Fetzer Riesling — $9
At $9 a glass with only an 11% markup over retail, this is the closest thing to a fair deal on the list. It's not a complex Riesling, but at this price point alongside a plate of oysters, it earns its place.
La Crema Pinot Gris
Most people at a seafood spot reach for Chardonnay out of habit. The La Crema Pinot Gris at $15 with a modest 33% markup is the smarter call — better acidity, brighter fruit, and it actually works with shellfish.
Cakebread Chardonnay
At $13 a glass it sounds reasonable until you realize the bottle retails for $45 — that's a 246% markup. Cakebread is a fine wine, but you're paying a lot for the name recognition here.
Goosecross Chardonnay + Fresh Oysters on the Half Shell
Goosecross is a step above the bulk California Chards on this list, with enough restraint to not bulldoze briny oysters. At $18 with a 39% markup it's the most honest splurge on the menu.
❌ The Bottom Line
Drunken Oyster is a great spot for oysters and a good time, but the wine list is coasting on name recognition and charging you for the privilege. Order the Fetzer Riesling or La Crema Pinot Gris, avoid the Cakebread trap, and save your serious wine energy for somewhere else.
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