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The Lazy List

Frank's Diner Downtown

Great Diner, Forgotten Wine List

Downtown Spokane · Spokane · American · Visit Website ↗

casual-vibes

Reviewed April 12, 2026

Wingman Metrics

List VarietyGrocery Store
MarkupFair
GlasswareBasic Stemmed
StaffMIA
Specials & DealsSet & Forget
Storage & TempAcceptable

First Impression

You walk into a gorgeous vintage railroad dining car, order your eggs Benedict, and then glance at the wine list — four options, all of them the kind of thing you'd find on a gas station shelf. This is a diner first, last, and always, and the wine program reflects exactly that level of priority.

Selection Deep Dive

Four wines. That's the whole list. White Zin, Pinot Grigio, Chardonnay, and Merlot — all California, all anonymous, all clearly chosen to check a box rather than actually serve wine drinkers. There's no producer information, no vintage, no sense that anyone spent more than ten minutes curating this. If you care even a little about what's in your glass, the wine list at Frank's will feel like an afterthought, because it absolutely is one.

By the Glass

All four wines are available by the glass at $8 flat, which is at least honest pricing for what you're getting. There's no rotation, no seasonal swap, no sense that this list has changed since the dining car was last refurbished. Four pours, take it or leave it.

💰Best Value

Chardonnay — $8

At $8 a glass with no producer markup games to navigate, the Chardonnay is the most inoffensive option here — it's cold, it's white, and it won't embarrass you next to your pancakes.

💎Hidden Gem

Merlot

Nobody's ordering Merlot at a diner in 2024, which means it probably gets rotated through faster than you'd expect — fresher bottle, slightly less oxidized. It's the dark horse of a very short race.

Skip This

White Zin

White Zinfandel on a wine list in the present decade is a sign. Not a good one. Skip it and order a coffee — you're in a diner, and the coffee is almost certainly better.

🍽️Perfect Pairing

Chardonnay + Eggs Benedict

The hollandaise needs something with enough body to cut through it, and a California Chardonnay — even a generic one — brings just enough weight and mild acidity to hold up against that richness. It's not a revelation, but it works.

The Bottom Line

Frank's Diner is a Spokane classic worth visiting for the atmosphere and the corned beef hash — just don't come here for the wine. Order a Bloody Mary and call it a morning.

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