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The Lazy List

Frank's Diner

Great Railcar, Forgotten Wine List

Various · Spokane · American Diner · Visit Website ↗

casual-vibes

Reviewed April 17, 2026

Wingman Metrics

List VarietyGrocery Store
MarkupFair
GlasswareBasic Stemmed
StaffMIA
Specials & DealsSet & Forget
Storage & TempAcceptable

First Impression

Walking into a century-old railcar is genuinely cool — the kind of place that makes you want to order something and linger. Then you see the wine list, and the nostalgia hits differently. Four options, all of them things you've seen at every chain restaurant since 2003.

Selection Deep Dive

The list is exactly four wines: White Zin, Pinot Grigio, Chardonnay, and Merlot. No producers listed, no regions, no vintages — just the grape names sitting there like a diner menu placeholder that never got updated. This isn't a wine program so much as a legal obligation to have wine on the menu. There's no depth to dive into here, and no indication anyone thought about it beyond checking a box.

By the Glass

All four wines are available by the glass at $8 flat, which is at least honest pricing for what you're getting. There's no rotation, no seasonal swap, no sense that anyone has looked at this list since it was printed. If you're here for wine, you're in the wrong railcar.

💰Best Value

Chardonnay — $8

At $8 a glass with no producer markup shenanigans, it's the least offensive pick on the list — and at a diner focused on biscuits and eggs, it's probably fine for what it is.

💎Hidden Gem

Merlot

Nobody orders Merlot at a diner, which means the bottle might actually stay fresh longer than the others. Low bar, but here we are.

Skip This

White Zinfandel

It's 2024. You're sitting in a beautiful vintage railcar. You deserve better than this.

🍽️Perfect Pairing

Chardonnay + Biscuits and Gravy

Look, we're not pretending this is a sommelier moment — but a cold glass of Chardonnay cuts through the richness of a heavy biscuits and gravy plate in a way that at least makes sense. Sometimes that's enough.

The Bottom Line

Frank's Diner is absolutely worth visiting for the atmosphere, the corned beef hash, and the nostalgia — just don't come for the wine. Order a coffee or a Bloody Mary and call it a day.

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