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The Lazy List

Johnny's Italian Steakhouse

Rat Pack Vibes, Wine List Stuck in 2004

West Des Moines · Des Moines · Steakhouse, Italian, Seafood · Visit Website ↗

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Reviewed April 13, 2026

Wingman Metrics

List VarietyCrowd Pleasers
MarkupSteep
GlasswareBasic Stemmed
StaffWilling but Green
Specials & DealsSet & Forget
Storage & TempAcceptable

First Impression

The room sells a fantasy — Sinatra on the speakers, retro-luxe booths, the whole mid-century supper club thing — and it mostly delivers. Then you open the drink menu and the illusion cracks a little. What you get is a sparkling-heavy, brand-name parade that reads more like a hotel minibar than a proper Italian steakhouse wine program.

Selection Deep Dive

The list leans hard on accessible, mass-market labels — Whispering Angel for the rosé crowd, La Marca Prosecco for the bubbles crowd, Korbel for whoever's ordering a Mimosa at dinner for some reason. There's a Paso Robles red blend from Harvey and Harriet and a Rosa Regale sparkling red from Italy, which at least show someone tried to add a little personality. But there are no serious Italian reds to speak of — no Barolo, no Brunello, not even a Chianti worth noting — which is a real miss for a place calling itself an Italian steakhouse. The Blanc de Bleu Cuvée Brut from California rounds out a sparkling section that has more bubbles than backbone.

By the Glass

The by-the-glass program is dominated by sparkling and rosé options, which is fine for an aperitivo moment but leaves you stranded once the ribeye arrives. If you're hoping for a serious red by the glass to take on the Steak de Burgo, the list doesn't have much of an answer. It's a glass program built for happy hour, not dinner.

💰Best Value

Jaume Serra Cristalino Brut Cava NV — null

Pricing isn't published, but Cristalino is consistently one of the better-value bubbles you'll find anywhere — real Cava, real method, and it actually tastes like something. In a list full of Korbel and Blanc de Bleu, this is the move if you want bubbles that don't embarrass themselves.

💎Hidden Gem

Rosa Regale Sparkling Red

Most people see 'sparkling red' and scroll past it, and that's a shame. Rosa Regale is a Brachetto d'Acqui — sweet, low-alcohol, deep ruby, with a strawberry-raspberry thing going on. It's genuinely fun and different, and in a list this predictable, it's the one wine that has an actual point of view.

Skip This

Korbel California

There is no good reason to order Korbel at a steakhouse with Rat Pack ambitions. It's bulk California sparkling wine dressed up for a room it doesn't belong in. The Cristalino is right there — spend the same money and drink better.

🍽️Perfect Pairing

Whispering Angel Rosé + Chanel No. 5

We don't know exactly what's in the Chanel No. 5 beyond its name suggesting something light and elegant, but Whispering Angel is at least playing the same aesthetic game — polished, crowd-pleasing, easy. It's not a bold pairing, but it's coherent, and sometimes that's the best a list like this can offer.

The Bottom Line

Johnny's is a fun night out if you're here for the steak and the nostalgia — but the wine list is an afterthought wearing a tuxedo. Order a cocktail, grab the Cristalino if you want bubbles, and don't come here expecting the wine to match the room's ambitions.

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