Rhombus Guys Pizza

You're here for the pizza — obviously — but the wine list doesn't embarrass itself. It's short, approachable, and priced like they actually want you to order a bottle with your slice. No pretense, no ceremony, just decent wine in a laid-back pizza joint.

Thirteen to fifteen bottles covering California, Australia, Italy, and New Zealand — this is a hits-only roster with zero deep cuts. You've got Cline Cab, Noble Vines Merlot, Barossa Valley Estate GSM, and the Yealands Sauv Blanc holding down the mainstream fort. There's nothing adventurous here and no old-world depth to speak of, but for a Fargo pizza spot, the range is more than respectable. The Barossa GSM is the one bottle that hints at someone caring just a little more than average.

Nine options by the glass is genuinely generous for a pizza place — three house pours plus six named selections including the Substance Chardonnay, Mezzacorona Pinot Grigio, and Yes Way Rosé. The rotation appears static rather than seasonal, but having this many real options alongside a pizza menu beats the usual two-bottle approach. Summer Water and Yes Way Rosé covering the pink category tells you exactly who the audience is, and there's nothing wrong with that.