Twin Peaks - Henderson

The wine list at Twin Peaks Henderson is essentially a greatest hits of grocery store endcaps — if you've ever wandered past the checkout lane at a Safeway, you've already seen this program. This is a beer hall with a beer hall's wine list, and that's being generous.

What's here reads like a corporate chain checklist: Barefoot Moscato, Cupcake Chardonnay, Meiomi Pinot Noir, Josh Cellars Rosé — every one of them a brand built for mass retail, not restaurant lists. There's no regional storytelling, no interesting producer, no sign that anyone asked 'what would actually be good here?' The Imagery Chardonnay is the closest thing to a step up, and that bar is low. Calling this a wine program is a stretch; it's a wine section.

We'd assume everything on the list is available by the glass because this isn't a place storing bottles for table service — it's a pour-and-move operation. Rotation is nonexistent; this is a set-it-and-forget-it situation with the same corporate slate year-round. If you're counting on a glass of something interesting between innings, recalibrate.